One day, Yoda was walking down the road when suddenly Krampus jumped out from a bush and took his cane.”Hey you!” Yoda yelled, “I need that cane to help myself walk you hairy oaf”Yoda’s can also helped him meditate. Yes, I said meditate. Fun fact, Yoda actually eats his cane for a special sap it contains in which gives him the nutrition he needs. It also helps him meditate. Back to the story, Yoda decided to chase Krampus, but he wasn't too fast considering his at least 900 year old body didn't have a cane to aid him.
Now this is the part where Yoda decides to go to the store to find a rocket chair to chase Krampus. “ Get over here you stick hitting, nutritious, meditating cane stealing man!” Yoda exclaimed as he ran into the department store.
Now this is the part where Yoda decides to go to the store to find a rocket chair to chase Krampus. “ Get over here you stick hitting, nutritious, meditating cane stealing man!” Yoda exclaimed as he ran into the department store.