So now I’m sitting here, dead gorillas around me and midgets swarming my location to kill me, the last alive in my group to my knowledge. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Carl what in the world are you going on about?” Well it’s a long, long story. So take a seat, grab some snacks, and tune in for Operation “Yeet Yeet.”
Debrief:Carl fuggin Yeet,
Op:“Yeet Yeet” This is just filler text too.
Date:June 30th 2018 This text has no meaning only to be filler :)
Loc:John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, United States of America
“Ok Carl”, says General Tuller. Tuller was my old general in the military, man was he stubborn. Which surprised on why he decided to help me. “Helicopter evacuation can be arranged, but you need to gain access …show more content…
Turns out that these beings are a variety of apes. Three of the apes armed with Snipers take out several of the midgets, the others go in with daggers. Once all of them are dead, we approach one of the apes and say thanks. “No problem, but many more are to come, so be prepared for a tough fight,” says one of the apes. We all head into a car park, armed to the teeth with apes, soldiers and several forms of weaponry. We hear on a massive radio, “We will make things a lot easier if you just surrender.” No one says a word. “Alright your choice,” and sirens go blaring. Steve is sitting back and panicking by the second, questioning if he is going to die, and he gradually does, midget comes around with a machete to his back. He died like a wimp in my eyes. John was going out like a champion, equipped with military armor and a lone stick, several of the midgets swarmed him. It took fifty to take him down and suffocate him, he killed somewhere around 300 according to one ape. Apache helicopters coming for fire support on our side, when all of a sudden a huge earthquake, we assumed, happened and we all had been shifted to the streets of New York City. “Back where we started, Eh?”, Mark says. “Since when did you turn Canadian?”, I asked. We were told by the leader “Head back to wall street and you should be contacted by a friend of yours, Carl.” I assumed that everything would go
Debrief:Carl fuggin Yeet,
Op:“Yeet Yeet” This is just filler text too.
Date:June 30th 2018 This text has no meaning only to be filler :)
Loc:John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, United States of America
“Ok Carl”, says General Tuller. Tuller was my old general in the military, man was he stubborn. Which surprised on why he decided to help me. “Helicopter evacuation can be arranged, but you need to gain access …show more content…
Turns out that these beings are a variety of apes. Three of the apes armed with Snipers take out several of the midgets, the others go in with daggers. Once all of them are dead, we approach one of the apes and say thanks. “No problem, but many more are to come, so be prepared for a tough fight,” says one of the apes. We all head into a car park, armed to the teeth with apes, soldiers and several forms of weaponry. We hear on a massive radio, “We will make things a lot easier if you just surrender.” No one says a word. “Alright your choice,” and sirens go blaring. Steve is sitting back and panicking by the second, questioning if he is going to die, and he gradually does, midget comes around with a machete to his back. He died like a wimp in my eyes. John was going out like a champion, equipped with military armor and a lone stick, several of the midgets swarmed him. It took fifty to take him down and suffocate him, he killed somewhere around 300 according to one ape. Apache helicopters coming for fire support on our side, when all of a sudden a huge earthquake, we assumed, happened and we all had been shifted to the streets of New York City. “Back where we started, Eh?”, Mark says. “Since when did you turn Canadian?”, I asked. We were told by the leader “Head back to wall street and you should be contacted by a friend of yours, Carl.” I assumed that everything would go