An Example Of A Humorous Wedding Speech By My Father

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Good morning Mike,

I know it 'll be morning by the time you read my message.

I know it 's a whole lot of fun working for a phone company. I worked for a auto dealer broker before and our clients were from all over the world, and I enjoyed working and meeting people that way.

How old are you kids? What college your daughter is going to attend?

I am planning on going back to school in spring and get a BS in either public relations or communication.

How long have you been working for a phone company?

I don 't know what I am going to do about obtaining another sibling..I can always go to the sperm bank or the worst case scenario, I can always adapt. :) I bet, you 're completely done with raisin kids. It is so much work. Sometimes I wonder how my parents did it with us. I have two more sisters and I am the oldest one. How many brothers and sisters do you have? I am excited in becoming an aunt for the third time. I wish I had a few kids of my own while I am still young. Kids are such a blessing to have! I would definitely love to have and raise more.

I know when the time is right, my son will meet his half brother and a sister.
It 's been almost five years since I 've been knowing his dad. He is an X Marine, a very fine one too. You know what they say, Once A Marine is Always A Marine! We 've met at the gym and
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Maybe he loves his independent single life and therefore he is not able to move forward with us and establish a family. You would think that at 47 one would get his act together. I honestly have stopped trying to analyze my situation because its still not going anywhere. He 's told me before that he can not give me what I want at the moment.. the emotional support and availability, and that he is constantly working on his short temper and

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