Why I Don 't Really Like Your Friends Essay
Laura: Remember how many times I have told you to pick up the math from the floor after you finish taking a shower? And you never do!
Wilson: Yes. I am sorry I will do it next time.
Laura: Remember how many times I asked you to put the dirty clothes on the dirty clothes basket and you never do?
Wilson: I will do it from now on?
Laura: Remember how many times I told you I would like you participate in some of the activities I enjoy doing with my friends and you never do?
Wilson: I don’t really like your friends
Laura: Remember how many times I told you that I am unsatisfied with our sex life and that I would like us to do other thinks to spark the passion again?
Wilson: Yes I remember, but we are both so busy! We will get to it
Laura: Remember how many times I asked you to please remember the things that I complained about, so you can avoid doing them and thus, prevent unnecessary conflict between us?
Wilson: Yes I remember. However, you are always complaining and nagging about everything so it is hard for me to comply with all your requirements. What is the point of this boring conversation?
Laura: I can’t stay married to someone who does not listen. Therefore, I want to divorce you.
Wilson: Are you nuts? We bought this house less than two…