Why Do People Eat Like Velcro

There are two things that I dislike very much, one the sound of velcro and the other being people who chomp/slurp there food. Nothing is more disgusting than hearing every crunch of someone eating their food. People who eat like animals should not be allowed in any restaurant because animals are not allowed so people who eat like them should join them. Those two things are very important to know about me because if you do it I will call you out on it or maybe sit there and freak out mentally.
Nothing grinds my gears more than the sound of velcro. When I hear someone pull apart velcro my throat starts to feel itchy and my teeth feel like they are in so much pain. Velcro is the worst thing ever invented not only is the sound awful but the material itself is awful. The material over time becomes worn out and doesn’t work making it useless over time. So we should get rid of this material forever. …show more content…
The sound of people chomping and slurping is horrid to the ears. People who eat like this sound like they are trying to get this one last meal in like it’s their last meal ever! The sound of the saliva, their tongue and their lips smacking together is beyond awful. I believe people who eat like this should be put into a class or a school for manners and how to properly eat without grossing everyone around them out.
So the solution to these two problem are getting rid of velcro and getting people who eat like animals, an education on how to eat like a civilized individual. Once both these problems are solved I will be a more content person for the most