Homework is killing your child! Yes, literally, killing you or your child. Giving your child or yourself all types of symptoms. Homework is rotting the brain, giving you all sorts of problems that you need to figure out! Makes you struggle, giving you those nasty panic attacks! You need to stop doing your homework immediately! Every piece of paper that has the word “Homework” on it, is possibly infected with the homework disease! How do we know? It has been proven by Benjamin and Kevin! 100% real, stop doing it now! If you don’t, you will be doing homework for the rest of your life. You need to stop, now! Please, be a real student, and set that piece of paper on fire, just don’t set your house on fire.
Beginning symptoms of the homework disease is stress. Stress …show more content…
See, don’t do your homework and make up an excuse to your teacher that you were at ballerina practice and you won’t have bad grades! It would just be marked as missing!
The last symptom of the homework disease is that you will have less family time. The more time you spend doing homework, the less time you have spending with your family. If it’s Friday night, a.k.a game night, you are upstairs doing your homework. Downstairs, the family is having fun playing Monopoly. Man, you’re really missing out on the fun! Your sister is winning, too bad you’re doing your homework.
Wow, we just went through all the symptoms of the homework disease. Make sure to do less homework or do none at all. The less homework you do, the less of a chance you have of getting the homework disease. If you see you or your child getting the homework disease, make sure to take the homework away or if you think you’re getting the homework disease, burn the homework. There! You now don’t have to worry about getting the homework disease. Just be sure to tell your teacher that you might be getting a disease and then, you get out of school and you didn’t have to do your
Beginning symptoms of the homework disease is stress. Stress …show more content…
See, don’t do your homework and make up an excuse to your teacher that you were at ballerina practice and you won’t have bad grades! It would just be marked as missing!
The last symptom of the homework disease is that you will have less family time. The more time you spend doing homework, the less time you have spending with your family. If it’s Friday night, a.k.a game night, you are upstairs doing your homework. Downstairs, the family is having fun playing Monopoly. Man, you’re really missing out on the fun! Your sister is winning, too bad you’re doing your homework.
Wow, we just went through all the symptoms of the homework disease. Make sure to do less homework or do none at all. The less homework you do, the less of a chance you have of getting the homework disease. If you see you or your child getting the homework disease, make sure to take the homework away or if you think you’re getting the homework disease, burn the homework. There! You now don’t have to worry about getting the homework disease. Just be sure to tell your teacher that you might be getting a disease and then, you get out of school and you didn’t have to do your