The infamous Jabber is wanted for turning you nice clean laundry into smelly dirty laundry! Jabber is only about 35 pounds and measures about three feet one inch. His skin is a light brown color with the texture of a burlap bag. Jabber looks like he was stitched together like an old doll, and he has soulless black eyes. He also has tiny bat like wings that only let him fly when in danger. Jabber smells like fresh fish at the market, and he has a tattered grass green shirt and light blue pants which both look almost cotton like. This putrid pest has zero hair. Jabber performs his trick at any time when your not looking, and you should set your laundry up high so he can’t reach it. He hides under your washer or dryer until your not looking so
