Who Is Pinocchio Gets Wood?

Reginald was the kind of man who took great passion in his films without a shred of decently. One could say a driving force without a moral steering wheel when came to making movies for people who needed to distress.
Every porno he produced was to him a work of celluloid platinum. He pretty much did everything. Wrote the screenplay, composed the music, cut the editing. He wanted to revitalize story telling in porn and not just have it as random scenes of fuck. ''There has to be a story, building up tension will always created a better climax, with a plot'' was his augment to his contemporaries.
One movie in particular that gave him notorious fame was Pinocchio Gets Wood. The synopsis of his egregious version of the beloved children's tale is that Pinocchio tells pokies to extend his wooden phallus on every opportunity with a member opposite sex, and one day becomes a real man. He also revamps the Mangiafuoco character (name in his version The Mangiafuckos) as a horde of dominatrix latex gypsy vampires. Man devouring to the point of soft-core cannibalism, which orally rape Pinocchio like woodworm feeding on a grand piano. …show more content…
It was hideous and hilarious. Everything about it was far away from being remotely sexual. If a person tried to jerk off at this movie they could possible achieve a laughing orgasm.
Also, he would fit in sly oddities in all his movies such as subliminal messages consisting of images of badly fabricated hundred dollar bills with his face printed on it. The bills flashed on the moment when the male leads ejaculated on the end of their scenes. It was so blatant in its attempt to subliminal persuade the viewer, for it lingered on the screen for a whole second more than it should have done (not really grasping the subtly of the concept) making people feel that they've been conned at the moment of