How To Become (American) White Trash.
The term ?white trash? used broadly and often accurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, and irresponsibility. To become white trash isn?t that hard. But not that many people want to be white even though they?re privileged but they?re very uninteresting. You just need to follow these simple steps to become part of that idiotic race.
First you need to appropriate a culture and claim it as yours. Choose a culture like a Native American and black people. Like many people are doing and pretending to be black and etc. just to become a minority and have people feel pity for them. Another reason is to look cool in front of other people.
Have a baby before you are legally an adult. Have sex once you get your first period or hit puberty. The younger you are the better result if you becoming white trash. Make safe sex your worst enemy. And don?t leave school when you?re pregnant. Be proud, show it off and convince people be like you.
Get on government aid so you don't have to work. Once you have kids depend on the government to pay their bills. Remember to enslave your kids as labor. Once they are 8-10 sell them in the black market. Pretend as you …show more content…
Don?t worry you don?t have to be white be trash. You just have get pregnant at a young age. Become an alcoholic before hitting puberty. Neglect all your responsibilities and all your kids. Never stop having kids and make sue they?re from different parents. Start doing drugs like coke and opium since they?re a white trash?s best friends. Live in a trailer in a very distant place. Cheat and lie on every person you form a relation with. Own a bulldog and him your only friend. Idolize dumb people and follow them. Never forget to scam the government from their aid that is meant for your kids. And these are the simple steps to becoming white
The term ?white trash? used broadly and often accurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, and irresponsibility. To become white trash isn?t that hard. But not that many people want to be white even though they?re privileged but they?re very uninteresting. You just need to follow these simple steps to become part of that idiotic race.
First you need to appropriate a culture and claim it as yours. Choose a culture like a Native American and black people. Like many people are doing and pretending to be black and etc. just to become a minority and have people feel pity for them. Another reason is to look cool in front of other people.
Have a baby before you are legally an adult. Have sex once you get your first period or hit puberty. The younger you are the better result if you becoming white trash. Make safe sex your worst enemy. And don?t leave school when you?re pregnant. Be proud, show it off and convince people be like you.
Get on government aid so you don't have to work. Once you have kids depend on the government to pay their bills. Remember to enslave your kids as labor. Once they are 8-10 sell them in the black market. Pretend as you …show more content…
Don?t worry you don?t have to be white be trash. You just have get pregnant at a young age. Become an alcoholic before hitting puberty. Neglect all your responsibilities and all your kids. Never stop having kids and make sue they?re from different parents. Start doing drugs like coke and opium since they?re a white trash?s best friends. Live in a trailer in a very distant place. Cheat and lie on every person you form a relation with. Own a bulldog and him your only friend. Idolize dumb people and follow them. Never forget to scam the government from their aid that is meant for your kids. And these are the simple steps to becoming white