'White Oprah's Response To The Tree Of Life'

There were only women. The women had everything, they had built their society to perfection. The world was at peace, and in perfect order. The women had a solution for everything: climate changes, world hunger, and poverty. Although they had all this, they wanted more. They had a thirst that water couldn’t quench. They had read all the stories about true love, and finding prince charming. Since women learned to reproduce on their own, they had wiped out the male species entirely. A century later, women started to crave the companionship of men. Forgetting all the bad that men had done in the past, White Oprah travelled a long distance to speak to the Tree of Life.
"What brings you here, White Oprah?" The Tree of Life asked. "I came here for the seed." White Oprah stated. "What? No, you can't, White Oprah!" the Tree of Life yelled in shock, "We have everything we need! We can't ruin all our ancestors have worked so hard to achieve!" …show more content…
"Ladies..." White Oprah lifts her hand in the air and signals towards the women. "Please, White Oprah, think about what you're doing!" The Tree of Life begs White Oprah, but White Oprah doesn't listen, and signals for the women to go on. The women then proceeded to chop down the tree, and forcefully removed the seeds. They had murdered The Tree of Life. White Oprah returned to headquarters. "I have the seeds." she reported to her leader, White Beyoncé. "That’s all I'm looking for." White Beyoncé turns around, taking the seeds from White Oprah. White Beyoncé was a good leader, but she had one hamartia, she was crazy in love with the idea of love. She was tired of being a single lady, and wanted nothing more than for someone to put a ring on