Do you like raisins? Have you ever wondered how raisins were made? If so, you and I are VERY different people. In this paper I will tell you how to make raisins, where they come from, and why they should be eradicated from this miserable Earth. If you don’t know where raisins come from already, you need to reevaluate your life. They come from grapes. “You’ll need fresh grapes. Remove the stems from those grapes and wash them thoroughly. Place them on a tray and leave them in the sun to dry for about 2-3 days, rotate them so they get even exposure to the sun” (Wikihow.) If you are actually considering to do this instead of just eating the grapes themselves, you need to back away from me before I do something that renders your limbs useless.
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There have been records of raisins ever since then, just proving how corrupt the human mind is for allowing these satan seeds to continue on. The 18th century is when the U.S. finally collapsed under the grip of the terror of the raisins. The California raisin country was born. Born? More like clawed it’s way up from the depths of hell. When Spain’s Queen Isabella sent missionaries to teach natives about religion, they passed on their knowledge of viticulture. They used grapes for wine and grew grapes for raisins. This just proves that the Spanish ruin everything”(Calraisins.) Enough about the history of raisins, why are they so bad? First of all, that’s a stupid question. Anyone with access to a functioning brain and a raisin could figure this one out. Raisins are a complete and utter waste of grapes. I mean really, what’s the point of drying up a grape, losing all of it’s nutrients, and eating a dot sized turd. Not to mention they taste terrible. Not only that, but raisins are highly toxic to dogs. Imagine little Woof Woof finds a raisin on the ground and eats it. Well bye bye, Woof Woof. Now raisins have far more reasons for being terrible, but i’m running out of room for my conclusion. In conclusion raisins are horrific apparitions of satan, and should be burned in a fiery pit of
There have been records of raisins ever since then, just proving how corrupt the human mind is for allowing these satan seeds to continue on. The 18th century is when the U.S. finally collapsed under the grip of the terror of the raisins. The California raisin country was born. Born? More like clawed it’s way up from the depths of hell. When Spain’s Queen Isabella sent missionaries to teach natives about religion, they passed on their knowledge of viticulture. They used grapes for wine and grew grapes for raisins. This just proves that the Spanish ruin everything”(Calraisins.) Enough about the history of raisins, why are they so bad? First of all, that’s a stupid question. Anyone with access to a functioning brain and a raisin could figure this one out. Raisins are a complete and utter waste of grapes. I mean really, what’s the point of drying up a grape, losing all of it’s nutrients, and eating a dot sized turd. Not to mention they taste terrible. Not only that, but raisins are highly toxic to dogs. Imagine little Woof Woof finds a raisin on the ground and eats it. Well bye bye, Woof Woof. Now raisins have far more reasons for being terrible, but i’m running out of room for my conclusion. In conclusion raisins are horrific apparitions of satan, and should be burned in a fiery pit of