Damn.
CLARK
We may never eat Chipotle again. (Beat) Now I understnad the dark side of all this.
DUNCAN
It’s just so unfair. My OkCupid date and I were going to go there tonight.
CLARK
Whoa, whoa. You were going to go back out with that girl?
KELLY
The one you said you weren’t even into?
DUNCAN
My feelings changed.
KELLY
That’s because you haven’t had sex in two months!
CLARK
You said she was anti-weed.
KELLY
And she didn’t like barbacoa.
CLARK
She what?!?!
DUNCAN
Come on, Marguexxx with Three X’s isn’t all that bad.
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EXT. ASTORIA SUBWAY PLATFORM - CONTINUOUS
Reveal MARGUEXXX, a young 20s alt hipster with the demeanor of someone you know steals from their loved ones. She’s on the platform standing with a group people waiting for