Vote of Thank on Annual Day Function Essay

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B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
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YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
BANta:v0 ku?
SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
SanTa:B'Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
BnTa:it's iMpOSBlE.
SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
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