Well, have you got it? *Tapping foot impatiently* You do? Give it to me at once! *Yelling to all his subjects* EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME PEOPLE! Here I have Thor’s mighty Mjolnir! See the power I wield? I need all of you to dig me a great big hole. 12 leagues deep AT …show more content…
Loki, what brings you all the way here, to Giantland? *Smirking* Thor’s hammer is missing is it? What a shame. What’s that? Do I have it? Well, yes I do actually. I buried Thor’s mighty Mjolnir twelve leagues under the ground. Now, with that out of the way I shall be able to crush Asgard and rule all the lands! *Laughing* No there is nothing of yours that I want. *Thoughtfully to himself* Unless... *Louder* Bring me the beautiful Freyja’s hand in marriage. Then,I shall return Mjolnir.
*Looking around with a quizzical look* What’s that sound? *Turns a full circle before slowly smiling* Ah, it must be my beautiful bride Freyja Arriving on Thor’s thunder chariot. *Walking forward a few steps* Freyja, how good it is to see you! Why won’t you speak to me my love? She made herself hoarse by yelling with excitement you say? I hope that this isn't one of your tricks Loki… *Lifting up Freyja’s veil* My god! Why are your eyes so red my darling? Ok Loki, so you are telling me that my beautiful bride has not slept and has been yelling with excitement for the last 8 days? Well then, if she is that excited we must not delay any longer! *Yelling* LET THE FEASTING BEGIN!!
What’s that? *In a bored voice* Oh yes, I suppose that makes sense. *Loudly, for all to hear* Fetch me Thor’s hammer! At once. *Lays the hammer across Freja’s lap* There Loki, now may we continue with our… ARGHHHHHHH!! *Falls to the floor clutching his