In the early 1500’s the plum nation was born. It originated in china and slowly spread about asia. The plum religion was pluminissum. Pluminissim had a great culture of sacrificing otters to their god, lord squaw. Squaw cultists (what pluminissim followers were called) spread their religion around to humans. Some group of teenage boy’s in the metro early college high school and middle school are still following pluminissim have been heard making the squaw oath. (said by shouting lord squaw's name, squaw.) In 1503 the first overlord of the plum nation was elected, plum 76. Plum 76 choose to go to war with other plum towns near the plum nation. Trained from the time they fall of the tree branch, plum’s that lived in plum nation were great soldiers,
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Plums began to spread to Japan for “special” (stupid diploid plums with no brain) plum species. Eventually this was very difficult for the chinese to manage them so they had help from other countries around 1560. But of course these countries sucked. Soon the plums started to overthrow the chinese, in fact in 2016 the chinese are secretly controlled by plums. How did they overthrow the chinese you ask, why of course the 1589 plum revolution (there were multiple plum revolutions there was roughly 26 different revolutions for the plums were a warlike race.) The first revolution was very weak as it was the first not many people thought they could take down the Chinese, but the plums almost took down the Chinese, if they had only more people in the Avian Brotherhood (Lord Squaw Cult.) then they may have won, but the Chinese realized that the plums could potentially overthrow the government so they took cautious measures. They limited how many plums there were at a time by squashing the extras. This made the plums very mad. Them plums made a new secret underdown company plum corp. It developed the best of weapons including the plum shot (a catapult that shot …show more content…
The plums had to get more advanced technology and squaw followers to take down China a second time. They harvested competitive juices from pear trees (pears are very wild and vicious LIKE THE AZTECS) to give them the edge they need to take down the Chinese. The muffins soon joined the fight to. The muffins were a very proud race for they have nutritional values when they are homebaked. The plums first needed to convert the muffins into pluminism followers on facebook but they could only allow plums into the great pluminism culture so thus a new race was born. One muffin (a not so proud one) decided to get groovy with a plum to make a pluffin, a new race of plums/muffins.The pluffins were better than the plums and muffins individually, the pluffins were stronger and faster than the plums and muffins could ever be. (and we hate to say it, but more handsome to.) The pluffins went undercover in china and made all the kids give them money. Then they stole their pokemon cards. This made chaos erupt in china. Then the pluffins ruined them by dipping them in cane’s sauce. Then they ate them because they were so
Plums began to spread to Japan for “special” (stupid diploid plums with no brain) plum species. Eventually this was very difficult for the chinese to manage them so they had help from other countries around 1560. But of course these countries sucked. Soon the plums started to overthrow the chinese, in fact in 2016 the chinese are secretly controlled by plums. How did they overthrow the chinese you ask, why of course the 1589 plum revolution (there were multiple plum revolutions there was roughly 26 different revolutions for the plums were a warlike race.) The first revolution was very weak as it was the first not many people thought they could take down the Chinese, but the plums almost took down the Chinese, if they had only more people in the Avian Brotherhood (Lord Squaw Cult.) then they may have won, but the Chinese realized that the plums could potentially overthrow the government so they took cautious measures. They limited how many plums there were at a time by squashing the extras. This made the plums very mad. Them plums made a new secret underdown company plum corp. It developed the best of weapons including the plum shot (a catapult that shot …show more content…
The plums had to get more advanced technology and squaw followers to take down China a second time. They harvested competitive juices from pear trees (pears are very wild and vicious LIKE THE AZTECS) to give them the edge they need to take down the Chinese. The muffins soon joined the fight to. The muffins were a very proud race for they have nutritional values when they are homebaked. The plums first needed to convert the muffins into pluminism followers on facebook but they could only allow plums into the great pluminism culture so thus a new race was born. One muffin (a not so proud one) decided to get groovy with a plum to make a pluffin, a new race of plums/muffins.The pluffins were better than the plums and muffins individually, the pluffins were stronger and faster than the plums and muffins could ever be. (and we hate to say it, but more handsome to.) The pluffins went undercover in china and made all the kids give them money. Then they stole their pokemon cards. This made chaos erupt in china. Then the pluffins ruined them by dipping them in cane’s sauce. Then they ate them because they were so