Attack of the killer cacti Once there was this cactus right, and he was like mean and he wanted REVENGE!!!*coughing* he wanted to take REVENGE on me for kicking it. So it crept up on me and tried to poke me and I turned and kicked it. That’s why it wants REVENGE!! So whatever but let’s advance in the story; so George Washington playing the techno drums, WHAT oops, went back wrong way lets go forward. Ok so I went to school during fourth period as were leaving. This weird looking really skinny guy approaches me. He smells really, really bad and he asks me “am I ready to leave” in a weird tone on the leave, almost like die. I say “uh yeah I guess I mean it is Friday and it’s my dad’s birthday so, yeah I’m ready.” then he just pats me
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Comes up to someone and swallows him whole. "Everyone run!" All I hear is screaming and people running, me , Dominic and Tristan start running for Tristan's house since his is closest. As we are running we see the cacti eating cars in the street causing chaos. Me, Dominic and Tristan finally get to Tristan's house and his brothers are not home when they should be. Dominic said "hey shouldn’t we get Tristan's brothers from school." Me and Tristan "nah." so we just got in his truck (really its his dads truck but he drives it up and down his dirt road for the bus). We hop in the truck Tristan driving, cause he is the oldest and we drive to my house because I have guns and defenses. As were driving we see waves of people, young, old and babies in the street being pushed. we take a hard left into my neighborhood and finial my house but there is cacti everywhere with my dads car there that means one thing. He has been eaten!"nnnnnnnoooooooo." I say.
"tristan"
"yeah"
"give me the wheel"
"ok"
so I take the wheel and I drive into everyone of them until I find this tall that looks like my dad. It’s the cactus from the school and the one I kicked. I got oust and I kicked it so hard it spit out my dad. Then he ate me!
I then wake up in my bed just fine! like nothing happened I then just went to school. And talked to everyone and come home and slept.
See I told you spooky huh. Very spooky, cacti eating people and cars. None of
Comes up to someone and swallows him whole. "Everyone run!" All I hear is screaming and people running, me , Dominic and Tristan start running for Tristan's house since his is closest. As we are running we see the cacti eating cars in the street causing chaos. Me, Dominic and Tristan finally get to Tristan's house and his brothers are not home when they should be. Dominic said "hey shouldn’t we get Tristan's brothers from school." Me and Tristan "nah." so we just got in his truck (really its his dads truck but he drives it up and down his dirt road for the bus). We hop in the truck Tristan driving, cause he is the oldest and we drive to my house because I have guns and defenses. As were driving we see waves of people, young, old and babies in the street being pushed. we take a hard left into my neighborhood and finial my house but there is cacti everywhere with my dads car there that means one thing. He has been eaten!"nnnnnnnoooooooo." I say.
"tristan"
"yeah"
"give me the wheel"
"ok"
so I take the wheel and I drive into everyone of them until I find this tall that looks like my dad. It’s the cactus from the school and the one I kicked. I got oust and I kicked it so hard it spit out my dad. Then he ate me!
I then wake up in my bed just fine! like nothing happened I then just went to school. And talked to everyone and come home and slept.
See I told you spooky huh. Very spooky, cacti eating people and cars. None of