Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked but eat owner's food pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr stick butt in face. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off if it fits, i sits for plan steps for world domination. Lounge in doorway nap all day mesmerizing birds for scratch
