The Hunter And The Unicorn
By: Vincent Marchetti: THIS IS CRINGE WORTHY!!!! One day in the middle of the woods Captain Bob of the unicorn team said, “We need to find this hunter Ragugu. He has taken too many lives of our kind. We need to split up.” So, team unicorn split up and tried to take Ragugu down. On the way team member Bob said, “I should go alone because as all of you know, I am obviously the most ripped, and it would be safer for this rookie Ray to go with Dude and Dudette. So off team unicorn went, into the Ragugu Forest. On the way off into the dangerous forest, Bob had a very big urge to use the bathroom. If not he would have sharted rainbows in his tighty whitey unicorn pants in only a matter of seconds. But right that second he thought to himself, “Hey, I’m alone I could just take my dump right here.” So Bob was taking …show more content…
“Yes,”,replied Jack. “Well let’s go get him,”, said Jim. As they were running they suddenly stopped; a pool of unicorn blood surrounded them. “Nooooooo!”, screamed Jack. “Oh this time we’ll get him,” said Jim. “We’ll get him.” So the next day team unicorn had a meeting and Dude said, “We should just dress up as a hunter and while he’s not looking we kill him.” “Wow wow wow,” replied Dudette. “Don’t you think that’s a little bit too nice to let him off the hook like that after what he’s done to our species?” “I think we should trick him into killing a fake unicorn and then I will go poop rainbows on him and make him poop his pants whenever he is next to somebody he likes or somebody that is very important in his work life. Then he will be fired and won’t have enough ammo to shoot any unicorns anymore.” said Dudette. “Deal!” replied team unicorn. So the next day they put their plan into use and let’s just say Ragu lost all of his money from buying new underpants.
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Justice might not always pay off for you but it definitely will pay off for the people you have scarred for
By: Vincent Marchetti: THIS IS CRINGE WORTHY!!!! One day in the middle of the woods Captain Bob of the unicorn team said, “We need to find this hunter Ragugu. He has taken too many lives of our kind. We need to split up.” So, team unicorn split up and tried to take Ragugu down. On the way team member Bob said, “I should go alone because as all of you know, I am obviously the most ripped, and it would be safer for this rookie Ray to go with Dude and Dudette. So off team unicorn went, into the Ragugu Forest. On the way off into the dangerous forest, Bob had a very big urge to use the bathroom. If not he would have sharted rainbows in his tighty whitey unicorn pants in only a matter of seconds. But right that second he thought to himself, “Hey, I’m alone I could just take my dump right here.” So Bob was taking …show more content…
“Yes,”,replied Jack. “Well let’s go get him,”, said Jim. As they were running they suddenly stopped; a pool of unicorn blood surrounded them. “Nooooooo!”, screamed Jack. “Oh this time we’ll get him,” said Jim. “We’ll get him.” So the next day team unicorn had a meeting and Dude said, “We should just dress up as a hunter and while he’s not looking we kill him.” “Wow wow wow,” replied Dudette. “Don’t you think that’s a little bit too nice to let him off the hook like that after what he’s done to our species?” “I think we should trick him into killing a fake unicorn and then I will go poop rainbows on him and make him poop his pants whenever he is next to somebody he likes or somebody that is very important in his work life. Then he will be fired and won’t have enough ammo to shoot any unicorns anymore.” said Dudette. “Deal!” replied team unicorn. So the next day they put their plan into use and let’s just say Ragu lost all of his money from buying new underpants.
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Justice might not always pay off for you but it definitely will pay off for the people you have scarred for