Cheez-it Story
Cheez-its aren’t allowed in the cafeteria anymore; or on Earth for that matter. I bet you’re wondering why a thing as simple as Cheez-its would be banned from our planet. It started with a small flick... The flying Cheez-it landed in the teacher's eye. The round edges of the Cheez-it wouldn’t have of punctured her eye if it wasn’t flicked so hard. The agonizing pain caused the teacher to scramble out of the door screaming. Sadly, two men were carrying a new mirror for the boys’ bathroom and the mirror fell over because of the screaming teacher running into the men. The reflected light from the sun hit an overhead airplane’s pilot, blinding him for a short period of time. During that time, the pilot accidentally changed course. He did not realize that he moved until he was going head on into another plane. He did not have time to turn because he was three seconds from impact. And then, he crashed. A couple of days ago, a gasoline rig spilled. It would take years to biodegrade it. It spread out over 60% of the Atlantic Ocean. When the planes crashed, they caught fire. As they went spiraling out of the sky and landed in the ocean, the water caught fire. Some nearby aliens had been traveling for centuries to find a life form to bring to their planet to learn more …show more content…
The army came in and killed the beast. However, the corpse that was dead for only 5 minutes caused a deadly disease. The disease made people suffer an insurmountable craving for Cheez-it's. The disease would first go into the body and after ten weeks, the symptoms would begin. After 11 weeks, the U.N. found the source of the catastrophe on November 14. They decided to ban Cheez-its on Earth. Sadly, the market crashed because the only thing people were buying were Cheez-it's. People ran out of jobs and could not buy any other food. After the ban of Cheez-its, there were no more products and everyone died of
Cheez-its aren’t allowed in the cafeteria anymore; or on Earth for that matter. I bet you’re wondering why a thing as simple as Cheez-its would be banned from our planet. It started with a small flick... The flying Cheez-it landed in the teacher's eye. The round edges of the Cheez-it wouldn’t have of punctured her eye if it wasn’t flicked so hard. The agonizing pain caused the teacher to scramble out of the door screaming. Sadly, two men were carrying a new mirror for the boys’ bathroom and the mirror fell over because of the screaming teacher running into the men. The reflected light from the sun hit an overhead airplane’s pilot, blinding him for a short period of time. During that time, the pilot accidentally changed course. He did not realize that he moved until he was going head on into another plane. He did not have time to turn because he was three seconds from impact. And then, he crashed. A couple of days ago, a gasoline rig spilled. It would take years to biodegrade it. It spread out over 60% of the Atlantic Ocean. When the planes crashed, they caught fire. As they went spiraling out of the sky and landed in the ocean, the water caught fire. Some nearby aliens had been traveling for centuries to find a life form to bring to their planet to learn more …show more content…
The army came in and killed the beast. However, the corpse that was dead for only 5 minutes caused a deadly disease. The disease made people suffer an insurmountable craving for Cheez-it's. The disease would first go into the body and after ten weeks, the symptoms would begin. After 11 weeks, the U.N. found the source of the catastrophe on November 14. They decided to ban Cheez-its on Earth. Sadly, the market crashed because the only thing people were buying were Cheez-it's. People ran out of jobs and could not buy any other food. After the ban of Cheez-its, there were no more products and everyone died of