It is sadly apparent to those who travel this great country when they see short people on TV, in our schools, or in the baby gap where they take our children’s clothes for themselves when they should’ve grown out of those clothes 10 years ago. Being short is a growing threat to society due to the inability to reach the gas pedal or the top shelf. Our cars are being made to accommodate toddler sized adults, making it more difficult for tall people to find a vehicle. It is also easier for tiny people to be criminals because they’re less likely to be spotted from when robbing a kids payless. Short people have become cancerous to our society, and there is only one way to heal this epidemic, the addition of stilts to all people below the height
