As the famous saying goes, “Bears would be bears”. Okay. That’s not a saying. But whether you like it not, no one would ever dare to stand toe-to-toe with a massive 7-footer, 500-lb, fanged, fury mammal. Even the bravest hunter would rattle in fear when a wild, hungry bear had its eyes fixed directly onto him while in ready-to-attack beast mode. Who would have thought that a fury brown grizzly would tear your apart for lunch? Freaky!
But don’t worry folks. No matter how hungry and outrageous such a beast is, you could still be safe. Even it is right in front of you. Yes. You heard that absolutely. Solution -- grab your friends, your very best friends and gather like a bunch of “eat all you can”” buffet meal. Trust me. You are making a way out …show more content…
A bear, no matter how hungry it is, it can only eat 1 in five people. Really! I mean, that includes your clothes, ‘undies’, and teeth braces. But that’s just a whole of you. Other than the first plate, you cute savage foe will then be completely satisfied. Isn’t the solution I told you a while ago effective? It surely is.
Just imagine a wild fury beast trying to wreck you wooden door and break itself in for a sumptuous male – I mean meal. And there you are with four of your friends who, by the way, have forgotten being drunk due to extreme fright. That’s a heck of an opportunity to escape from the bear’s rage. Only one of you will get eaten. Obviously, you don’t want it to be you. Who was that friend who owed you buck? Why not serve it like a slice of steak for the hungry beast? I know that’s’ rude.
What I am trying to say is that a bear would only eat 1 in 5 people – not all of you. So why worry? The fact that it’s not a glutton is already good news. A good news you can’t rejoice about.
On a more serious note, that’s no good news. You don’t want to put yourself up with that. So why accept the idea of one in five women getting sexually assaulted right after college? Women aren’t preys by any pervert men. Not even one in a million women is. Do something. Show your support by helping the campaigns at
But don’t worry folks. No matter how hungry and outrageous such a beast is, you could still be safe. Even it is right in front of you. Yes. You heard that absolutely. Solution -- grab your friends, your very best friends and gather like a bunch of “eat all you can”” buffet meal. Trust me. You are making a way out …show more content…
A bear, no matter how hungry it is, it can only eat 1 in five people. Really! I mean, that includes your clothes, ‘undies’, and teeth braces. But that’s just a whole of you. Other than the first plate, you cute savage foe will then be completely satisfied. Isn’t the solution I told you a while ago effective? It surely is.
Just imagine a wild fury beast trying to wreck you wooden door and break itself in for a sumptuous male – I mean meal. And there you are with four of your friends who, by the way, have forgotten being drunk due to extreme fright. That’s a heck of an opportunity to escape from the bear’s rage. Only one of you will get eaten. Obviously, you don’t want it to be you. Who was that friend who owed you buck? Why not serve it like a slice of steak for the hungry beast? I know that’s’ rude.
What I am trying to say is that a bear would only eat 1 in 5 people – not all of you. So why worry? The fact that it’s not a glutton is already good news. A good news you can’t rejoice about.
On a more serious note, that’s no good news. You don’t want to put yourself up with that. So why accept the idea of one in five women getting sexually assaulted right after college? Women aren’t preys by any pervert men. Not even one in a million women is. Do something. Show your support by helping the campaigns at