Short Story: Peach Vs. Pauline

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Super Smash Bros.
Peach vs. Pauline
Gian:Go Peach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giana:PAULINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lauren:They forced me to choose. :/
One day in the Smash Hotel, Mario was watching the entrance,as usual. Then outside was a beautiful girl with long brown hair. Gian:She ain’t pretty (read in sassy voice) Giana:She so pretty!! (also sassy voice) Lauren:Ganondorf is the prettiest princess of all. Ganondorf:Thank you I guess? Lauren:I was kidding. Ganondorf:Oh :( Giana:Oh stop let’s finish the story.
She has glossy blue eyes, a pretty, short,red dress with heels that match her dress, and shiny earrings. Her name is Pauline. Pauline walked through the door. “Hello? Is Jumpman here”,Pauline asked. “Oh,hey Pauline haven’t seen ya’ in awhile.
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“WERE YOU CHEATING ON ME ALL THIS TIME?!?” “Yo,I’m Link and I have an idea. There is only one way to settle this...SMASH BATTLE!!!” Link screamed when he came out of nowhere. “WHAT!!? NO!! Anyway Pauline has no idea how to Smash!” Mario said nervously. “I’ve heard of Smash before. Daisy talks alll about it. I mean...seriously. LET’S DO IT!” Pauline said. Gian:Stop bragging Pauline. Giana:HOW THE POTATO IS SHE BRAGGING!!!!!!!! “Wha!?” Mario commented. “Fine, let’s get this over with.” Peach said …show more content…
Ha! Gian:She's bragging because she said it confidently as if she is the MASTER of smashing. Lauren: CAN WE PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE STORY? “Let’s go to Brawl’s Norfair.” Peach said. “Oh. It. Is. On. Girl.” Pauline responded. “No,not Norfair!!!!” Mario screamed. “Yes. Norfair.” Peach said with a smirk. “Dude, why the heck are are you wearin’ your biker outfit, there are like 4 girls here who wear dresses while smashing.” said Dark Pit. “You mean 4 girls and 5 boys.” said Zelda. (Link, Dark Pit, Pit, Marth, and Roy wear tunics) Gian:Dark Pit is MINE!!! Giana:MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! Lauren:Now, now, girls. There’s enough Dark Pit for you guys to share. Gian and Giana:You aren't our mom. Lauren:Whatever. “Shush!” Dark Pit said grabbing his tunic. “They’re tunics Zelda!!” Link said embarrassed. “O...K…” Pauline responded confused. “Let’s get this started!” Peach screamed

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