Letter To The Lady On The Plane Analysis

To the Lady on the Plane
To the loudmouth woman who sat on the small commuter plane from Salt Lake City, Utah to Medford, Oregon with me, I would like to thank you for being silent for the few minutes that you were staring at me while we were landing. Unfortunately, what followed the silence was disgusting. However, for most of the two hour flight you did not need to keep telling me about how afraid of planes you were. Frankly, I would have preferred you talked the entire time. On the other hand, you did give me a nauseating story to use for my first college essay. This is my rant. I had the amazing privilege to go on a scholarship trip to our nation’s capital. I was one of fifty four high school students who placed first in our individual …show more content…
As the Captain came on the intercom to let us know that we were on our final approach and thanked us for flying with **** airlines, (sorry I am not paid to promote this airline) you started to lose all of the color in your face. Immediately, I was concerned you were going to pass out. But, you insisted that you were okay, just tired. I thought to myself “No wonder, you haven’t shut up for the past two hours”. The stewardess gave you a beverage to help calm you down. I leaned back in my seat and knew I only had a few more minutes until we would be at our gate. Then the strangest thing happened, you kind of stared at me as we were landing. Since I had the window seat, I could not figure out if you were looking out the window to try and calm yourself, or if you were looking at me. Nope, you were definitely staring at me. Well, just a few more minutes I thought. You kept losing the color in your face and we kept going further down into our descent. As soon as the wheels made contact with the ground, your mouth opened and you blew chunks all over me. Please do everyone in the world a favor and never fly again, or buy both seats and sit by