Story Of Narwhal Analysis

The Story of Narwhals

Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Calvin. Why he was named Calvin, don’t ask me. Maybe his parents liked that name. Maybe they didn’t. But that is irrelevant. The point is, Calvin liked long walks along the ocean. Why he liked long walks along the ocean, don’t ask me. Maybe they were nice, relaxing ways to clear his head. Maybe they weren’t. But that is irrelevant. One morning, he was walking alongside the shore he saw a manatee. That’s it.
That night he was on Equine-Mingle, looking for love. Last year, he had been in a relationship with a zebra named Zanzibar. (Why she was named Zanzibar, don’t ask me. Maybe her parents liked that name. Maybe they didn’t. But that is irrelevant.) They had everything, but one day, Zanzibar was killed by poachers, who skinned her carcass and sold her hide for money, and left her exposed innards rotting on the ground. Why they did that, don’t ask me. Maybe they had families, and were trying to food on the table. Maybe they weren’t. But that is irrelevant. The point is, Calvin had a hole in his heart, he thought no one could heal. Until that night, on Equine-Mingle……………………………………………………………….. …show more content…
She liked him because he never called her names. He never really called her anything, because he's just a coral. But she liked pretending that she could talk to him, and he can talk to her. He knew lots of jokes and was really funny. She was lonely and bored, and decided to make a profile on Equine-mingle. She then wrapped herself in her zebra skin blanket and went to sleep. Why a manatee set up an account on a dating site for horses, we may never know. What we do know is that this will become very important later on in the story. Trust me, it has nothing to do with the fact that the only other established character is also on Equine-mingle. It doesn’t. That’s just a coincidence. I