Smith’s great success has left him very wealthy, allowing him to vacation to his summer home in the Hamptons every year. However, Stinky loves to give back to the community. This is what brought him to Florence, bringing Jared with him from Alaska. Upon his arrival, he impressed us all by outrunning Grace in cross country by 3/10 of a second this year, designing Angie’s fancy chrome nails, teaching Hannah to play the drums, designing the Chronicle’s new masthead, and providing all research for our Foreign Perspective articles. Unfortunately, recent troubles have caused a great stress on Mr. Smith’s remaining relatives who are currently making their way to Florence. It had come to my attention that Mr. Stinky Smith has been in a fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident. I spoke with Derk “Du Boi” Schmidt, the advisor of the Florence Chronicle, recently to ask how the situation has progressed. “Stinky may or may be dead, but we are waiting for next of kin to identify his body” he tells
Smith’s great success has left him very wealthy, allowing him to vacation to his summer home in the Hamptons every year. However, Stinky loves to give back to the community. This is what brought him to Florence, bringing Jared with him from Alaska. Upon his arrival, he impressed us all by outrunning Grace in cross country by 3/10 of a second this year, designing Angie’s fancy chrome nails, teaching Hannah to play the drums, designing the Chronicle’s new masthead, and providing all research for our Foreign Perspective articles. Unfortunately, recent troubles have caused a great stress on Mr. Smith’s remaining relatives who are currently making their way to Florence. It had come to my attention that Mr. Stinky Smith has been in a fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident. I spoke with Derk “Du Boi” Schmidt, the advisor of the Florence Chronicle, recently to ask how the situation has progressed. “Stinky may or may be dead, but we are waiting for next of kin to identify his body” he tells