Spongebob Monologue

SpongeBob: (in his dream, krabby patties are falling from the sky) It’s raining krabby patties! Yeah! (runs around eating patties. Dream ends with SpongeBob chewing on his pillow then spitting it out. Stomach growls) A quick midnight snack and then it’s back to bed. (kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep) Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. (tip-toes past Gary and down the stairs to the fridge) Ah, here it is. (grabs 'sea-nut butter' out of the fridge and walks to the counter where there is food and utensils lying on it) Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to get you to sleep. (as soon as SpongeBob takes a bite of the sandwich, he is out cold. In the morning, his whole house is …show more content…
Patrick: (black mask on his head) Uh-oh, it’s Sandy. (SpongeBob is tied onto a medieval machine. He sneezes and enlarges himself into a ball. Sandy knocks on the door) There’s no one home.
Sandy: Patrick, you open this door. (Patrick is rolling SpongeBob away) Patrick, sometimes I just don’t understand you. (SpongeBob sneezes) Hey! (walks over to Patrick's house) Ok, Patrick, where’s SpongeBob?

Patrick: Uhh, uhh, he’s not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.

Sandy: Ok, now tell me, (shows two rocks) since when do you have two houses?

Patrick: Since I ran out of space to put my stuff.

Sandy: Uh-huh. Yeah. Since when do houses have feet? (SpongeBob’s feet are sticking out of the other rock)

Patrick: This is my mobile home. (SpongeBob sneezes the rock off)

SpongeBob: Hiya, Sandy.

Patrick: (holding SpongeBob’s hand) Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

Sandy: Patrick, SpongeBob has to see a real doctor.

Patrick: No he doesn’t! I’m taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob! Say 'ahh'.

SpongeBob: Ahh... (a green substance-like gas spreads outs all over killing the plants, clams, and everything in its path)

Sandy: See? He’s even worse than I