Number Seven: Sperm Cookies.
Los Angeles teacher Mark Berndt fed his third-grade students cookies made with his own semen on a regular basis. The 63-year-old man had been teaching for 30 years when it was discovered that he took photographs of his blindfolded students eating his "jizz cookies."
Number Six: Floor Food.
Fifth graders in New Jersey were forced to eat on the floor after they spilled water in the school's gym. The punishment was administered by the school's Vice