"That was the most amazing fifteen seconds of my life."
"Sonny, your mouth will get you into a whole lot more trouble than your Willy ever will."
"If you want a successful marriage, be a chef in the kitchen, a laundress in the laundry room, a maid in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. You can hire the first three, if you want, but take care of the last one yourself."
"I was powerless to do anything but to try to get into her pants, but she said that wasn't going to happen unless I married her."
"So you're the guy who's trying to get into my daughter's pants. Well, let me make this perfectly clear -I'm not afraid of going back to prison."
"Sonny, when I was your age, my dick was so hard I could have used it for a baseball
"Sonny, your mouth will get you into a whole lot more trouble than your Willy ever will."
"If you want a successful marriage, be a chef in the kitchen, a laundress in the laundry room, a maid in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. You can hire the first three, if you want, but take care of the last one yourself."
"I was powerless to do anything but to try to get into her pants, but she said that wasn't going to happen unless I married her."
"So you're the guy who's trying to get into my daughter's pants. Well, let me make this perfectly clear -I'm not afraid of going back to prison."
"Sonny, when I was your age, my dick was so hard I could have used it for a baseball