It was a hot, dry day. There was nothing. Just sand. Just a big, lonely, desert. But then... “I’m hot. Can’t we stop somewhere?” “We’re trying to find some shade, Phoney. You’re the one that got us into this mess in the first place, remember?” “Fone Bone’s right, you know.” “Oh, shut up, Smiley.” 3 cousins. Bones. Fone Bone, Smiley Bone, & Phoney Bone. They all have white skin, & are about the same size as humans. Fone Bone is short, carries a brown knapsack, & has no clothes. Phoney Bone looks almost exactly like Fone Bone, expect he has a black shirt with a yellow star in the center. Smiley Bone is the tall one, with the red vest & a one-string banjo. Now back to the story. “I can’t believe they ran out the most
