The unanimous Declaration of the teenagers of Del Norte High School,
When in the course of puberty, it becomes necessary for one boy to set himself free of his family who have been cuddling him for long sixteen years, and to be considered as one of the adult on the planet earth, the detachment and equal status to which the Laws of Family warrants him, an acceptable, conditional authority to declare him to his independence.
We hold these fact to be obvious, that all siblings are created equal, that they are awarded by their parents with certain Inalienable Rights, that among these are guaranteed privacy, the right to have a messy room, the ability to hang out with our friends, the right to do whatever we want, the ability to eat any food we want, the right to have the latest gadgets, the right to express our emotions in any form, like loud music, outfit, the right to be able to play video games anytime, less homework, less testing, no SATs, happiness and total freedom. --That to protect these rights, Establishments formed by adults, called Schools, use their powers with the permission of the…
