Shrek 5
Far Far Away the place of passion. Shrek has finally paid off his debt and is now finally moving into a new swamp alone and barren. He was driving in his onion car anxiously thinking about his new home. As he was pulling up in the muddy driveway, He said to himself, “At least I don’t have to put up with Donk…” And there he was joyous to see Shrek.
“Oh my gosh Shrek it really is you isn’t it.”
“Yes Donkey it really is me. Look I don’t have the time to…”
“I’ve been missing you. Am I saying that right? Where are my manners? We need some waffles oh boy do I love some waffles.
“DONKEY”
“Yea Shrek?”
“Look I appreciate you trying to help out with moving but can you just leave me alone?”
“Wha.. Why is it because I’m not wanted?”
“YES …show more content…
Everyday was the same premise, Donkey would show up to someone’s house and be kicked out immediately. In fact, just yesterday Donkey was given a restraining order against all citizens of Far Far Away. It seemed like nobody wanted him. (hint hint wink wink) Donkey went home that day depressed, lonely, unwanted. Their was always a certain item hanging in the middle of the living room. Donkey used to ignore it… seeing as he would’ve never put it to use. But today… today is where it all changed. He propped up a chair with his head hanging over the …show more content…
But for some reason… He was unable to do so. He struggled to get out of bed as if something, someone was holding him down. His eyes adjusted and there he was. Donkey. With his white teeth barely visible in the poorly illuminated room. Only then did Shrek realize that he was almost naked, with a robe covering his lower region. In the midst of all this Shrek still had time to make a joke.
“What’s wrong here, did someone forget to pay the electric bill again?”
“Silence you heathen, Maybe if you didn’t flap those gums every five damn seconds I would’ve at least given you some clothing” Donkey looked up and down Shrek disgusted at his body figure.
“(Hmph) Simpleton”
“Okay Donkey shows over can I please just get out of…
“I said quiet, I don’t need your input on my ethics.” At this point Shrek knew he meant business keeping his mouth shut until he was told to speak. Donkey was growing tiresome of Shrek’s Presence and decided to get rid of him. So he reved up the chainsaw and thrust towards him
“Wait! What if I get you something to forget about all this?” Donkey paused and put down his chainsaw.
“I’m Listening.” Shrek explained to Donkey that if he was able to get him a specified amount of waffles that he could be set free. Donkey obliged however had some very tight rules about
Far Far Away the place of passion. Shrek has finally paid off his debt and is now finally moving into a new swamp alone and barren. He was driving in his onion car anxiously thinking about his new home. As he was pulling up in the muddy driveway, He said to himself, “At least I don’t have to put up with Donk…” And there he was joyous to see Shrek.
“Oh my gosh Shrek it really is you isn’t it.”
“Yes Donkey it really is me. Look I don’t have the time to…”
“I’ve been missing you. Am I saying that right? Where are my manners? We need some waffles oh boy do I love some waffles.
“DONKEY”
“Yea Shrek?”
“Look I appreciate you trying to help out with moving but can you just leave me alone?”
“Wha.. Why is it because I’m not wanted?”
“YES …show more content…
Everyday was the same premise, Donkey would show up to someone’s house and be kicked out immediately. In fact, just yesterday Donkey was given a restraining order against all citizens of Far Far Away. It seemed like nobody wanted him. (hint hint wink wink) Donkey went home that day depressed, lonely, unwanted. Their was always a certain item hanging in the middle of the living room. Donkey used to ignore it… seeing as he would’ve never put it to use. But today… today is where it all changed. He propped up a chair with his head hanging over the …show more content…
But for some reason… He was unable to do so. He struggled to get out of bed as if something, someone was holding him down. His eyes adjusted and there he was. Donkey. With his white teeth barely visible in the poorly illuminated room. Only then did Shrek realize that he was almost naked, with a robe covering his lower region. In the midst of all this Shrek still had time to make a joke.
“What’s wrong here, did someone forget to pay the electric bill again?”
“Silence you heathen, Maybe if you didn’t flap those gums every five damn seconds I would’ve at least given you some clothing” Donkey looked up and down Shrek disgusted at his body figure.
“(Hmph) Simpleton”
“Okay Donkey shows over can I please just get out of…
“I said quiet, I don’t need your input on my ethics.” At this point Shrek knew he meant business keeping his mouth shut until he was told to speak. Donkey was growing tiresome of Shrek’s Presence and decided to get rid of him. So he reved up the chainsaw and thrust towards him
“Wait! What if I get you something to forget about all this?” Donkey paused and put down his chainsaw.
“I’m Listening.” Shrek explained to Donkey that if he was able to get him a specified amount of waffles that he could be set free. Donkey obliged however had some very tight rules about