In addition to practical exams, trainees have to do written exams. These are mass produced using a printing press. Connie and Sasha discovered this 5 months ago, and they had been dreaming of the day they’d use it. That day during their final examinations
Armin, ever the exemplary student, handed out the final written exams in his instructor’s places. Shadis had to go out because one of his aids had informed him that Sasha and Connie had locked themselves in the pantry and began gorging instead of going to the exam. The written exam had nothing to do with admittance into the Military Police, but its score is something future superiors have access to. Sure, even then no one really pays attention to it outside a few garrison commanders, but …show more content…
The first 2 pages of the test were pretty standard: just some multiple choice about military law and proper ODM gear maintenance procedure. But it was on the third page that he found himself stumped. Yes, Armin, the smartest member of the cadets, was at a loss for how to answer a problem. Not because of a lack of knowledge, but more out of sheer confusion.
7. How many hairs are on Keith Shadis’s head?
A) 0
B) 3
C) 100
D) 485
E) It’s Instructor Shadis you miserable excuse for a living organism”
After a few seconds, Armin figured someone had probably screwed with the exams. Probably Sasha and Connie. Those two would screw around some times, but this might be the worst they’ve done. He was both impressed and vicariously ashamed.
“Excuse me, sir-“ Armin called out to the aid.
“Can it wait till Shadis gets back?” the aid asked, looking up from his newspaper.
“I mean, I guess it can, but-“
“Then we wait till Shadis gets back.”
Armin wasn’t going to be able to fix this situation, so he just sat down and sighed. He figured he might as well see what was on the other pages. He heard people begin to giggle harder and harder around him, so he figured it was something
Armin, ever the exemplary student, handed out the final written exams in his instructor’s places. Shadis had to go out because one of his aids had informed him that Sasha and Connie had locked themselves in the pantry and began gorging instead of going to the exam. The written exam had nothing to do with admittance into the Military Police, but its score is something future superiors have access to. Sure, even then no one really pays attention to it outside a few garrison commanders, but …show more content…
The first 2 pages of the test were pretty standard: just some multiple choice about military law and proper ODM gear maintenance procedure. But it was on the third page that he found himself stumped. Yes, Armin, the smartest member of the cadets, was at a loss for how to answer a problem. Not because of a lack of knowledge, but more out of sheer confusion.
7. How many hairs are on Keith Shadis’s head?
A) 0
B) 3
C) 100
D) 485
E) It’s Instructor Shadis you miserable excuse for a living organism”
After a few seconds, Armin figured someone had probably screwed with the exams. Probably Sasha and Connie. Those two would screw around some times, but this might be the worst they’ve done. He was both impressed and vicariously ashamed.
“Excuse me, sir-“ Armin called out to the aid.
“Can it wait till Shadis gets back?” the aid asked, looking up from his newspaper.
“I mean, I guess it can, but-“
“Then we wait till Shadis gets back.”
Armin wasn’t going to be able to fix this situation, so he just sat down and sighed. He figured he might as well see what was on the other pages. He heard people begin to giggle harder and harder around him, so he figured it was something