Scott Waring's Theory Of Aliens

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The sun's precious energy is being drained by an army of UFO space vampires say some paranoid alien hunters. The swarms of Earth-sized spaceships are slowly killing the Earth and we are none the wiser.

UFO BLOGGER WARNS US OF IMPENDING DOON

UFO blogger Scott Waring has been warning those interested about energy sucking aliens stealing energy from the sun. This theory comes from world-famous alien unter Streetcap1. He reportedly saw a large, odd shaped space craft hovering just above the spitting fire of the sun. The alleged mothership looked like it was sucking out the star's lifeblood through some sort of cosmic straw. The blurry images were taken by NASA's SOHO satellite earlier this week. Of course, the poor image quality doesn't allow one to get a good look at this object, making it a perfect candidate for mindless conspiracy.
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It's always parked right above the star, possibly refueling its tank for the long journey down the interstellar highway. Others have less optimistic theories. Waring anxiously expressed concern regarding the alien activity. His theory suggests a race of aliens out there are starved for resources. Combined with that and their lack of regard fo the future of Earth, these beings ruthlessly steal the sun's energy. This will surely result in an early death for our favorite star.

SOLAR SYSTEM DEAD IN A MILLION

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