In the 21st century, it may seem as though we have come a long way from primitive humans and embraced the era of science and technology. But as I walk through my neighbourhood and see churches, temples and mosques, I am saddened to say that we have not evolved very much at all. It is alarming to see governments taking our hard-earned taxpayer’s money to build these useless structures dedicated to worshipping non-existent deities. It is even more alarming to see rational, educated adults wasting precious hours of their day to practice religions based on outdated superstitious writings. Thus, I have come up with a solution that will fix all our problems: the worldwide religious conversion to scientology.
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Ron Hubbard. Along with his occupation as an acclaimed science fiction author, Hubbard was also an exceptional scientist, despite having failed science in university before dropping out. Thus, as a highly qualified scientist, he conducted many scientific investigations, where he was able to uncover the truth between the spirit and its connection to the body and mind. Therefore, all practices which follow this religion will undeniably have a positive influence in one’s physical, mental and spiritual wellbeing. For example, many psychiatric patients today would have been perfectly healthy if their mothers had followed the simple scientological procedure of silent births. In his research, Hubbard concluded that to avoid engrams, or any traumatic memory permanently affecting the brain, all babies must be born in complete silence. This is quite easily achieved by gagging the mother during her labour and silencing anyone else attending the birth. While this process may sound distressing for the mother, silent birth training beforehand and also the mere thought of giving her child the best possible future should make the delivery much easier and relatively painless for her. Normalising this form of birth would substantially decrease the number of mental health patients around the world. In fact, there are many similar practices, such as the termination of all relationships with …show more content…
However, scientology is the only way to reach the highest state of existence. All knowledge and spiritual fulfilment can be attained by crossing what we, scientologists, refer to as the “Bridge to Total Freedom”. This bridge may be crossed by joining the Sea Org which truly helps you attain your total freedom by stripping you of any communication with outsiders, taking away the right to have children and forbidding sick days because, of course, sickness is always the fault of the sick person. By following the steps directed by the all-knowing Mr Hubbard, humans can achieve spiritual betterment that an atheist person could never hope to
It is clear that the following of these …show more content…
Ron Hubbard. Along with his occupation as an acclaimed science fiction author, Hubbard was also an exceptional scientist, despite having failed science in university before dropping out. Thus, as a highly qualified scientist, he conducted many scientific investigations, where he was able to uncover the truth between the spirit and its connection to the body and mind. Therefore, all practices which follow this religion will undeniably have a positive influence in one’s physical, mental and spiritual wellbeing. For example, many psychiatric patients today would have been perfectly healthy if their mothers had followed the simple scientological procedure of silent births. In his research, Hubbard concluded that to avoid engrams, or any traumatic memory permanently affecting the brain, all babies must be born in complete silence. This is quite easily achieved by gagging the mother during her labour and silencing anyone else attending the birth. While this process may sound distressing for the mother, silent birth training beforehand and also the mere thought of giving her child the best possible future should make the delivery much easier and relatively painless for her. Normalising this form of birth would substantially decrease the number of mental health patients around the world. In fact, there are many similar practices, such as the termination of all relationships with …show more content…
However, scientology is the only way to reach the highest state of existence. All knowledge and spiritual fulfilment can be attained by crossing what we, scientologists, refer to as the “Bridge to Total Freedom”. This bridge may be crossed by joining the Sea Org which truly helps you attain your total freedom by stripping you of any communication with outsiders, taking away the right to have children and forbidding sick days because, of course, sickness is always the fault of the sick person. By following the steps directed by the all-knowing Mr Hubbard, humans can achieve spiritual betterment that an atheist person could never hope to