Satirical Essay: It's Why I Never Reach The Sidewalk

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Chorus

That’s why I never reach the sidewalk
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
That’s why I never accept the sidetalk
It’s the same bullshit I seen thus far

Verse 1

Man I never reach the sidewalk, it’s like they got OCD
Man I never reach the sidewalk, it’s like they doing suicide to a king
Yes, I admit I am not under that influence, drink bottles all night, not under confusion
I just can’t entertain rap that talks about money, cars, diamonds, and figaro chains
Just because they big doesn’t mean they might not be too big for your brain
I got a 5’10 Asian Friend backpacks to snap backs
He wearing rain boots, skinny jeans, Jerseys, and strapbacks
I knew 5’6 Puerto Rican girl who went from emerald earrings to grillz
She got all A’s in school, even
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They don’t know that the artists are focusing more on charts and making bills

Chorus

That’s why I never reach the sidewalk
It’s the same that I’ve seen thus far
I never reach the sidewalk
It’s all polluted and obscene
I never reach the sidewalk
How could they be so greedy

Verse 2

That’s why I never reach the sidewalk
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
Man it’s way too much nonsense
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
Man it’s way too much melodic harmonies
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much defaming in our genre
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
Man they’re doing it all for the dollars
It’s the same thing I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much feuding and hatred
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much giving into record labels
It’s the same thing I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much talk about Koenigsegg CCX and Bugatti Veyron’s
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much braggadociouness, selling out of the genre
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much talk about copping and dealing, robbing and stealing
It’s the same thing that I’ve seen thus far
It’s too much scandals and offenses
Too much confinements and

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