Satire On Dating

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There are hundreds of millions of people out there. Hundreds of millions of girls. Each one of them, with their very own, authentic personality. But, there are some categories that they, just like anyone, can fall into… but this is in a good way.

If you’re thinking you’re ready for dating, I want you to think long and hard about dating a girl that falls into these “categories” below… You won’t be disappointed. (Hopefully.. I mean, these are all opinions, guys.)

Date the girl who sticks with plans. (No one likes a flaker. Find ya someone that would lay down their life for that 6:30 dinner date at Applebee’s.)

Date the girl that has 90% potential to be late. (Okay, so, maybe you should sort of ignore that whole 6:30 comment after my second
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(She’ll never intentionally skip this very important step in her heart. There’s a chance she’ll fall asleep every once in a while, but that’s only because saying goodnight means saying goodbye for the time being, and saying goodbye for the time being means having to stop talking to you.)

Date the girl that cries at movies. (I’m not saying she’s a heartless bitch if she doesn’t cry at “Dear John” when his father dies. Butttt… Okay. Maybe I am.)

Date the girl whose light in her eyes could put the stars to shame. (Passion is something that can truly make the world go round. Date a lady that can talk for hours about what she’s truly passionate about, and never says a dull word about
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(Being with someone insecure actually might not be a whole tornado of a bad idea. I feel that when someone is insecure, that they’re not full of themselves, which is a good thing. You have the potential to be an amazing crutch for support and help in valuing themselves.)

Date the girl whose definition of “Netflix and Chill” is literally Netflix and chill. (Meaning, LITERALLY laying on the bed or couch with you and watching that addicting series or low-budget movie. Y’all don’t have to feel each other up or do anything sexual, actually. When’s the last time you felt content just laying together and playing with her hair while watching an enjoyable movie? Never? Try it out.)

Date the girl who goes to church, even if she doesn’t get the whole God thing. (I don’t get the whole God thing sometimes and why He does what He does or lets things happen the way they do. BUT I go to church. I don’t make it 100% of the time, but I do for the most part and haven’t missed it in a while. There’s usually just something special about a girl who goes to be with Jesus in his home. You should go with her,

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