Satire On Clowns

It is a started not too long ago and already has the media by the neck. Everywhere you look you can find something or someone taking about the clown spotting’s. The clowns will be walking down the streets or just walking through an ally by their self. Wherever you see them it will be the same, they’ll stay quiet and when you walk up to them they start chasing you. It has gotten out of hand to where these clowns are holding weapons and chasing people. It effects people whose job is to be a clown, like going to birthday parties for kids. Parents are scared that a scary killer clown will show up for their kid’s birthday. These people are losing their income, what are they to do when the bills for all their balloons, or how will they put gas in those tiny little cars. None the less, this clown harassment needs to come to an end.
Now I have come up with a humble proposal, which if followed through I would hope not to be blamed …show more content…
We will make a small tax of 4.2%, now being that I am a minor I will not be held to pay these taxes until I am of age. We can have these camps put up and have the clowns out of the streets within a year. The Clown Law Enforcement Unit will have daily and nightly patrol to watch the streets and take any clowns without their government gold stars will be removed immediately and sent to the nearest clown camp without proper questioning.
I see this idea as a blessing I myself am bestowing upon the ones who cannot themselves. This plan cannot go wrong. I predict as soon as this law in set into enforcement clown terrorizing will be cut down dramatically within the first seventy-two hours. It will be costly but it is a sacrifice we can make and have a serious problem rid of. I mean c’mon, someone is going to have to get all these gas bill, am I right? That’s why we come together and set this ship in motion for the greater of out