College Rejection Letter

Thank you for considering The University of North Florida as your home for the next four years. The admissions team is very displeased to inform you that there will not be room here for you at our college. After reviewing your essay and application we were all very entertained but doubtful we would ever be able to meet you. My favorite part of your application had to be when you explained why you didn’t do very well in your Spanish three class, “I got a C- in Spanish because yo no hablo espanol.” All of us who read your application got a kick out of that. As we see you as a great addition to our Osprey family we do have some tips to help you apply elsewhere. Next time, do not include a reference from your mom or dad; you should have recommendation letters from teachers or your high school 's administration. While we loved that your mom included your dietary needs and …show more content…
The twists I added to the letter about his mom sending in his “dietary needs and bathing routine,” are thankfully untrue, but the imagery that appeared into my head was unbelievably hilarious. Currently, my boyfriend who is a senior in high school is applying for colleges, although he is 2-2 when it comes to acceptance, he still is waiting to hear back from three other schools and I figured I would take the opportunity to make him laugh in such a stressful time. None of what I wrote in any way relates to how he is but it is true he got a C- in Spanish Three and wrote on an application “yo no hablo espanol.” I remember when he showed me that I could not stop laughing and I just knew I had to include it in mine. Although that is what it is based off of the majority was just made up. I would consider myself a funny person so it wasn’t difficult for me to come up with random and weird things to