In the article from “The Onion”, satire is being used to sell products to consumers. The marketer's first start off by describing their product, which in this case, is the “Magna Soles”. It starts off by mentioning that there are “stressed and sore-footed Americans everywhere”. Which is most likely true, but the publisher exaggerated that they are everywhere. The publisher then goes to saving in order to heal is only five forms of pseudoscience. That catches the consumers attention, therefore the product gets bought. Hyperboles are used more than once in the article, such as when they bring science into selling a product. “Resonator nodules implanted at key sports on MagnaSoles convert the wearers own energy to match the Earth's Natural vibrational