Satire Essay On Women

“Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon …show more content…
We spend our time teaching women how not to get raped, how to protect yourself at night, and what to do when you need to get away. If you’d teach your daughter about safety, why wouldn’t you teach your son about consent? Why is it that the words, “yes” and “no” are only confused when it comes to consent? Why are the lines suddenly blurred? Why are excuses made for the rapist, and why are they able to make excuses for themselves? “She changed her mind last minute so it wasn’t truly raped.”

The senate recently approved a bill to defund Planned Parenthood. Of the people that voted on this bill, only one was a woman. Many women are only able to afford doctors appointments, contraceptives, STD screenings, and other such services through Planned Parenthood. If you take away these options for a woman, they no longer have the choice of protecting themselves. The same people voting against abortion, are the same people voting against a woman’s right to birth control. I believe that a woman should never feel guilty for her choices, she should never feel bad for owning her