Satire Essay On America

Citizens, countrymen, folk of the land, the United States of America has created the strongest people the world has ever seen, second to none in all aspects of daily living. America has become the shiny beacon of light across the infinite black sea of ignorance. As a fellow countrymen I hear nay-Sayers speak of my own in only the highest of jests, in which we are cowards, they insult, without knowledge of remembering first the world policing policies America stands by! And to this I say, let’s make them right. It’s only fair, for America has been the super power in which all other nations stand up against and conform to, all others must bend to our whim and do as is told. We have grown strong and tired, and it is time to retire. The best interest is to follow the local news stations in which people are told of the unfathomable horrors that lurk outside of our homes in the world’s greatest country, that which again we don’t fear not because of arrogance, but because that is just what Americans do, even if it does cost American lives and the hands of the insipid and ignorant few. …show more content…
Americans are the pinnacle of the world in power, consumption, and self-righteous fury, always the perpetual good guys policing the world and putting an end to terror, liberating those who are too weak to stand up for themselves. Fragility is not in America’s national anthem, neither is terror, although today fear is used now more than ever before, epically on some news networks more than others but we need it. From a very well established history professor friend of mine in England even goes to say that without the U.S. government pumping its citizens full of fear that the country became a super power in world politics, in which we