Satire About Beer

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When I get home I hang my car keys up on the little hook by the door, grab my laptop and a case of beer and stretch out on the couch. Finally, the weekend! Two whole days of not having to deal with those annoying, never-ending phone calls at work. Already I'm feeling better.
I don't do cable, got everything I need online. It's a stereo system, theater, TV and social networking site all in one. I check out the new movies on Putlocker, finish off my first beer.
Nothing looks appealing to me. Sucks. I was kind of hoping to find a good movie I could disappear into, help ease the tension that builds up in me during the workweek. There are days I feel like just walking out, but that would take too much effort on my part. Maybe if I had a good night's sleep....
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Got a hand in my pants while I'm watching, my fourth beer in the other hand. Set the beer down while I give my full attention to jacking off. When I'm done I pick up the beer can again. Fuck me, but I lead an interesting life. I have got to go out more.
By the ninth beer I am good and buzzed and feeling fine. I'm checking out TV shows on Solarmovies , thinking that nowadays TV shows are all carbon copies of each other, when out of the corner of my eye I see it, running past my living room window.
What the fuck?
I get up and go over to the window and look outside. It's still dark out, pretty early in the morning, but we got a few streetlamps here and I can see some of my yard and across the street where the liquor store is at. Nothing. Looks deserted out there.
Probably just a combo of too much booze and not enough sleep; my mind playing tricks on me. I go back to my laptop and click on a show called "Humans"-it's sci-fi, and I like sci-fi.
"Stop , please stop-!"
I shake my head and the voice rolls out of my ear. I watch it fall onto the rug and skitter under the coffee

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