On the sunny shores of Seattle was an ordinary guy who worked at Costco and gave out free samples. He was getting along pretty well. He also lived in LA the only place where people care more about their weight than their kids. But one day his long lost uncle that everyone assumed was crazy because he called himself Sargent
Spinach.
“There is a long lost power only known to your bloodline the power to harness the power of vegetables” explained Sargent Spinach.
“No that sounds crazy that’s no true” exclaimed Kent.
But when he showed him the power that he possessed he decided he had no choice but to harness the power of the leafy greens. His uncle told him that he had a natural affinity towards kale the vegetable high in iron and vitamin k. …show more content…
“Nothing” he said.
“Now I know your lying” he said.
“Well I was defeated by a man dressed up as a donut it really can’t get any worse than that”
“Come on kid you got to keep pushing through whatever it is”
With that Captain Kale put back on his uniform consisting of mostly tight fitting spandex and vowed to fight the forces of evil. He set out to find Dr. Donut and he arrived at his secret lair (alleyway next to Krispy Kreme). He through his exploding quinoa smoke bombs blinding him then he beat the trans fats out of him. These nefarious Dr. Donut woke up tied to a chair with only light on him.
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?” exclaimed Captain Kale.
“I’ll never tell you!”
“Tell me or else I’m going to shred you like a blender shreds through spinach”.
“Ok I work for your evil clone Kaptain Karbs” Captain Kale was surprised at the fact that he had an evil clone. He learned where to find his evil clone and again set off to find him. He set off to the scariest nastiest most horrifying place …show more content…
He saw a few kids with bloodshot eyes robotically eating a slice of cake. His instinct told him to further investigate. As soon as he walked closer a man in a black hood wearing a mask stopped him.
“Just admiring what I’ve done” the hooded man said
“First I get them hooked then they can’t stop just a little thing I’ve been working on over the years”. “YOU ARE SO BEET” exclaimed Captain Kale.
They got into a brutal fist fight both of them fighting. During the fight Captain Kale remembered the small vial of the most disgusting kale juice known to man. Sargent Spinach told him to only use it when he most drastically needed it most and now seemed like a good time considering he was about to be body slammed by Kaptain Karbs. He threw his kale juice at him hoping that it would work.
“OH MY CARBS WHAT IS THAT….”
He passed out right after that. He was contained in a maximum security prison and justice was served with a side of lightly salted quinoa.
Captain Kale was exhausted and out of breath. He suffered intensive damage from his battle and his carb allergy was acting up again. As he tried calling for a cab he was again attacked by Dr. Donuts minions. He was surrounded with no way out and
Spinach.
“There is a long lost power only known to your bloodline the power to harness the power of vegetables” explained Sargent Spinach.
“No that sounds crazy that’s no true” exclaimed Kent.
But when he showed him the power that he possessed he decided he had no choice but to harness the power of the leafy greens. His uncle told him that he had a natural affinity towards kale the vegetable high in iron and vitamin k. …show more content…
“Nothing” he said.
“Now I know your lying” he said.
“Well I was defeated by a man dressed up as a donut it really can’t get any worse than that”
“Come on kid you got to keep pushing through whatever it is”
With that Captain Kale put back on his uniform consisting of mostly tight fitting spandex and vowed to fight the forces of evil. He set out to find Dr. Donut and he arrived at his secret lair (alleyway next to Krispy Kreme). He through his exploding quinoa smoke bombs blinding him then he beat the trans fats out of him. These nefarious Dr. Donut woke up tied to a chair with only light on him.
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?” exclaimed Captain Kale.
“I’ll never tell you!”
“Tell me or else I’m going to shred you like a blender shreds through spinach”.
“Ok I work for your evil clone Kaptain Karbs” Captain Kale was surprised at the fact that he had an evil clone. He learned where to find his evil clone and again set off to find him. He set off to the scariest nastiest most horrifying place …show more content…
He saw a few kids with bloodshot eyes robotically eating a slice of cake. His instinct told him to further investigate. As soon as he walked closer a man in a black hood wearing a mask stopped him.
“Just admiring what I’ve done” the hooded man said
“First I get them hooked then they can’t stop just a little thing I’ve been working on over the years”. “YOU ARE SO BEET” exclaimed Captain Kale.
They got into a brutal fist fight both of them fighting. During the fight Captain Kale remembered the small vial of the most disgusting kale juice known to man. Sargent Spinach told him to only use it when he most drastically needed it most and now seemed like a good time considering he was about to be body slammed by Kaptain Karbs. He threw his kale juice at him hoping that it would work.
“OH MY CARBS WHAT IS THAT….”
He passed out right after that. He was contained in a maximum security prison and justice was served with a side of lightly salted quinoa.
Captain Kale was exhausted and out of breath. He suffered intensive damage from his battle and his carb allergy was acting up again. As he tried calling for a cab he was again attacked by Dr. Donuts minions. He was surrounded with no way out and