Room 101
Disclaimer - This text does not represent my views or opinions of supermarkets and the events depicted in this text are mostly fictitious. I have fabricated a few stories by making use of artistic license to make this piece of writing seem more interesting. Hyperbole was also used generously. If I have offended anyone by putting these words on paper then I profusely apologise. I would like to reiterate that this text is purely for entertainment purposes (and to get me an awesome level in English).
The thing I detest the most is supermarkets and therefore I urge you to place them into Room 101. They are so bothersome that I now go to separate fruit markets and order anything else online. Screaming kids. Do they really have parents …show more content…
It is infuriating how some people stand in the queue and waste the precious time of the poor employee behind the counter by trying to return their cosmetically flawed pineapple that went moldy “ as a result of the supermarket’s negligence to remind me about when it was going to go bad”. This attitude is what ruins the customer service queue as they are full of idiots who forgot to eat their food on time and are now returning it because the food went bad! These halfwits give us customers a bad name by trying to return bad food! When I have a bloody genuine request to put forward to the customer service they prioritise mouldy bread and rotten apples (which the customers forgot to eat) in fear of the vicious animals welding vile foodstuffs. I once wanted to return a toy that I had gotten from my brother for his birthday and it was broken before we took it out of the box, and the person behind the counter claimed that there is no guarantee on toys! I did not get a refund, I stood in line for about 15 minutes and still could not find a suitable replacement for my dear brother. What moronic policies.
I hope that you will take into your thoughtful consideration all of my points about supermarkets and will place them into Room 101 without hesitation or vexation. Please help me get liberate the world of the terrors and anxieties of the hellhole that causes frustration to satisfaction to people who dare to step inside the dirty, unkempt
Disclaimer - This text does not represent my views or opinions of supermarkets and the events depicted in this text are mostly fictitious. I have fabricated a few stories by making use of artistic license to make this piece of writing seem more interesting. Hyperbole was also used generously. If I have offended anyone by putting these words on paper then I profusely apologise. I would like to reiterate that this text is purely for entertainment purposes (and to get me an awesome level in English).
The thing I detest the most is supermarkets and therefore I urge you to place them into Room 101. They are so bothersome that I now go to separate fruit markets and order anything else online. Screaming kids. Do they really have parents …show more content…
It is infuriating how some people stand in the queue and waste the precious time of the poor employee behind the counter by trying to return their cosmetically flawed pineapple that went moldy “ as a result of the supermarket’s negligence to remind me about when it was going to go bad”. This attitude is what ruins the customer service queue as they are full of idiots who forgot to eat their food on time and are now returning it because the food went bad! These halfwits give us customers a bad name by trying to return bad food! When I have a bloody genuine request to put forward to the customer service they prioritise mouldy bread and rotten apples (which the customers forgot to eat) in fear of the vicious animals welding vile foodstuffs. I once wanted to return a toy that I had gotten from my brother for his birthday and it was broken before we took it out of the box, and the person behind the counter claimed that there is no guarantee on toys! I did not get a refund, I stood in line for about 15 minutes and still could not find a suitable replacement for my dear brother. What moronic policies.
I hope that you will take into your thoughtful consideration all of my points about supermarkets and will place them into Room 101 without hesitation or vexation. Please help me get liberate the world of the terrors and anxieties of the hellhole that causes frustration to satisfaction to people who dare to step inside the dirty, unkempt