Response Letter To Montresor

I wasn't really listening to Montresor, but then he started telling me about the exquisite Amontillado wine. I LOVE wine! I drink everyday and never miss an opportunity to drink some more. Some people call me an alcoholic but I just love it so much! Maybe it is a midlife crisis, or maybe not. Truthfully when I drink I get a little crazy and blurt out stuff I don't even mean half the time. People sometimes refer to me as a horse on steroids, but I can't help myself. I was already half drunk when I came to Montresor’s, so when he offered for me the Amontillado, how could I resist. I almost lost it when he said maybe Luchresi wouldn't mind tasting it if I was busy. As if I would ever pass up the opportunity of drinking an Amontillado! “Its down in the vaults,” he said, like …show more content…
He is after all a very smart,ugly, 2 faced voldemort. In less then seconds I couldn't move and I realized what this little mean, mean boy had in mind. I started screaming and cursing at him calling him every name in the book. “You are worse than cow manure, and yeah those tights did make your butt look fat!” I said a lot of horrible things, and I probably shouldn’t have because, well you know he was kind of killing me and being a little nice might have changed something. But at that moment i wasn’t just a horse on steroids oh no, I was an elephant on steroids! When he finished he just said some very insulting words for Harry Potter and I figured that I was Harry. In the last couple seconds of seeing the fire from the torch I realized my mistake and how mean I was to him. I didn't even really care about that too much, I just really hated him for not giving me the wine! I started hating him even more when I realized that Luchresi would get to drink it. That is ladies and gentlemen how I ended up here. 50 years later and people still don't know that Im here. Wanna know how i