Animal Conspiracy Theory
“Alright, so it is the night before the voting of the presidential election and the plan is that we will be breaking into the White House and hacking all of the voting systems to help Donald Trump win the election.” “No! I want Hillary to win the election. ‘Better Together!’ Duh!” “Well, that´s too bad, Jim. We already went over this. Everyone voted for Donald, so we are hacking it for Donald to win. I appreciate your autonomy, but stop being anti-Trump.” Welcome to the ECIAA (the Endangered Central Intelligent Animal Agency). The leaders of this agency is a captivating, red panda named Dwight; his partner, a wise black-footed ferret named Jim. They lead the aristocratic ECIAA, which is full of other endangered …show more content…
The plan for our conspiracy is established and we should be good to go. As of right now, we have a clear path right to the White House and their networks,¨ Dwight said. The whole group is ready for this mission, but Dwight is concerned about failure. Since this agency consists of endangered animal species, should the mission ever get derailed, then they are all in jeopardy of extinction which would be disastrous. Additionally, Dwight is trying to convince Jim to participate despite his desire for Hillary to win. His assistance in the mission is essential due to his intelligence and cleverness. This mission is crucial for the best interest of this group and to prevent Hillary from taking control of the …show more content…
Everyone is relieved and keeps trudging forward. They come to a sudden stop because with Jim’s super ferret hearing, he encounters something bizarre. “Guys, Stop! I just heard Barack Obama talking about turning the heat on. We have to finish this fast or else we are all doomed.” Everyone is walking on edge and Dwight tells everyone to hustle to the wires. This is why Dwight was worried about losing Jim; his skills are critical to this mission. He can figure out anything. Once the group completed typing the forty-seven digit code, which they found on the binary files on the hard drive, they hacked all systems to make Trump automatically win. Afterward, Dwight had a puzzled look. The only one who recognized this look was Jim; they have a cosmic friendship, which allows them to read each other’s minds. “Dwight, I know you are thinking about something bad. What is it?” Jim questioned. “I just was thinking that we will get caught easily if the presidential win is by such a large margin It will be way too obvious that someone intervened. Type in that code again and reduce the gap of votes between Hillary and Trump.” Dwight replied. Finally, after they adjusted the numbers, the group vanished like a ghost on Halloween. In the end, when they arrived back at the ECIAA hiding place, Jim approached Dwight with a
“Alright, so it is the night before the voting of the presidential election and the plan is that we will be breaking into the White House and hacking all of the voting systems to help Donald Trump win the election.” “No! I want Hillary to win the election. ‘Better Together!’ Duh!” “Well, that´s too bad, Jim. We already went over this. Everyone voted for Donald, so we are hacking it for Donald to win. I appreciate your autonomy, but stop being anti-Trump.” Welcome to the ECIAA (the Endangered Central Intelligent Animal Agency). The leaders of this agency is a captivating, red panda named Dwight; his partner, a wise black-footed ferret named Jim. They lead the aristocratic ECIAA, which is full of other endangered …show more content…
The plan for our conspiracy is established and we should be good to go. As of right now, we have a clear path right to the White House and their networks,¨ Dwight said. The whole group is ready for this mission, but Dwight is concerned about failure. Since this agency consists of endangered animal species, should the mission ever get derailed, then they are all in jeopardy of extinction which would be disastrous. Additionally, Dwight is trying to convince Jim to participate despite his desire for Hillary to win. His assistance in the mission is essential due to his intelligence and cleverness. This mission is crucial for the best interest of this group and to prevent Hillary from taking control of the …show more content…
Everyone is relieved and keeps trudging forward. They come to a sudden stop because with Jim’s super ferret hearing, he encounters something bizarre. “Guys, Stop! I just heard Barack Obama talking about turning the heat on. We have to finish this fast or else we are all doomed.” Everyone is walking on edge and Dwight tells everyone to hustle to the wires. This is why Dwight was worried about losing Jim; his skills are critical to this mission. He can figure out anything. Once the group completed typing the forty-seven digit code, which they found on the binary files on the hard drive, they hacked all systems to make Trump automatically win. Afterward, Dwight had a puzzled look. The only one who recognized this look was Jim; they have a cosmic friendship, which allows them to read each other’s minds. “Dwight, I know you are thinking about something bad. What is it?” Jim questioned. “I just was thinking that we will get caught easily if the presidential win is by such a large margin It will be way too obvious that someone intervened. Type in that code again and reduce the gap of votes between Hillary and Trump.” Dwight replied. Finally, after they adjusted the numbers, the group vanished like a ghost on Halloween. In the end, when they arrived back at the ECIAA hiding place, Jim approached Dwight with a