Rose Britts Where’s Hood when you Need Her? (Revised)
Once upon a time, a psychiatrist encountered a wolf. “So, tell me what happened.” he asked. “Well It all started when I was a young pup.” The wolf’s name is Ned, and Here is his story. “When I was a little pup things were tough because I wasn’t like the other pups. They teased me because I wouldn’t bite, eat prey the older wolves brought, or kill any creature even if my life depended on it.
They called me a poodle. I was an outcast from the start. So I left the pack and decided to live on my own. I was all alone without a single friend. One day I found a book. It was old, torn, and musty but it felt like it was filled with magic. I opened the book, and in that book was a story about a girl with the most charming red hoodie.
Yet the book wasn’t all about the girl. For when I turned the page the girl met a wolf, and the wolf didn’t try to eat her on the spot so I thought, maybe he’s just like me. Maybe their is another wolf out there who thinks that killing people is wrong. When I turn the page …show more content…
For what a blue parka I’m wearing!” she argued. What a jokester she is. Little Red Riding Hood should own her own comedy club. “Don’t be absurd! Your jacket is the same shade of gray as red.” Ok I may be a little color-blind here and there. “I’m not little, for what long hairy legs I have! I don’t have all day. If I don’t deliver this package by noon, the boss is going to have my head!”she exclaimed. Red Riding Hood is officially the goofiest person I have met in all my life. Even if her legs needed a shave or not. She was wearing khakis so I couldn’t tell. “I’m not even a girl! I’m mailman Bobbie Bluejacket!” she yelled angrily like I was really getting on her nerves. I...I.. couldn’t believe it. Not only is Red Riding Hood a great comedian, she is a very convincing actor! I wouldn’t doubt for a second if she had a couple of Oscars at her
Once upon a time, a psychiatrist encountered a wolf. “So, tell me what happened.” he asked. “Well It all started when I was a young pup.” The wolf’s name is Ned, and Here is his story. “When I was a little pup things were tough because I wasn’t like the other pups. They teased me because I wouldn’t bite, eat prey the older wolves brought, or kill any creature even if my life depended on it.
They called me a poodle. I was an outcast from the start. So I left the pack and decided to live on my own. I was all alone without a single friend. One day I found a book. It was old, torn, and musty but it felt like it was filled with magic. I opened the book, and in that book was a story about a girl with the most charming red hoodie.
Yet the book wasn’t all about the girl. For when I turned the page the girl met a wolf, and the wolf didn’t try to eat her on the spot so I thought, maybe he’s just like me. Maybe their is another wolf out there who thinks that killing people is wrong. When I turn the page …show more content…
For what a blue parka I’m wearing!” she argued. What a jokester she is. Little Red Riding Hood should own her own comedy club. “Don’t be absurd! Your jacket is the same shade of gray as red.” Ok I may be a little color-blind here and there. “I’m not little, for what long hairy legs I have! I don’t have all day. If I don’t deliver this package by noon, the boss is going to have my head!”she exclaimed. Red Riding Hood is officially the goofiest person I have met in all my life. Even if her legs needed a shave or not. She was wearing khakis so I couldn’t tell. “I’m not even a girl! I’m mailman Bobbie Bluejacket!” she yelled angrily like I was really getting on her nerves. I...I.. couldn’t believe it. Not only is Red Riding Hood a great comedian, she is a very convincing actor! I wouldn’t doubt for a second if she had a couple of Oscars at her