“So, Joe the Pilot, is it? From Latchford, Ontario? Let me check the book.” The disciple opened an enormous leather-bound book, worn down at the corners. He licked his index …show more content…
Smiling families sat on fluffy, silver clouds, as angels with harps floated overhead. Wiping sweat from his brow, Ray Miller approached the gatekeeper and nervously stuttered out his name: “R-Ray M-Miller. I’m a pastor from Attica, Michigan. I was ordained forty years ago, and I’ve been speaking the word of God ever since.”
Saint Peter glanced at him briefly, and looked for the page that held his name. “Hmm, yes. I guess you can come in.” Peter handed the pastor a ratty robe made of wool and a small wooden staff. “Welcome to heaven, Ray.”
Ray, glad to have been accepted, but curious about the difference in treatment he received from Joe the Pilot, stopped just before the gates. “Hey, Saint Peter, what’s the deal? I’ve been a pastor for my whole adult life, and I get this ugly robe and staff while Joe the atheist gets silk and gold?”
Saint Peter rubbed at his eyes, looking exhausted. “Ray, when you preached, your congregation slept; but when Joe the Pilot flew his plane, every single passenger prayed for dear