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It's been over for nearly 20 years now, but Seinfeld has taught us some timeless lessons that should inspire us for years.
1. “Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.”
The earnestness with which Jason delivers the line, combined with everything we know about George at this point, really makes you feel like those words came from the heart, like this was the most profound wisdom that George will ever impart.
2. “I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.”
Elaine's date goes awry when the gentleman decides to take 'it' out at the end of the night. To be fair, Kramer claims “you need to air it out sometimes.”
3. “The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...” …show more content…
4. “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
George gets caught staring at his boss's daughter's cleavage, leaving Jerry to bestow upon him a valuable lesson on boob watching.
5. “Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner: that’s heavy. That’s like
© 2017 Westman Editorial Page 1 of 2 Printed on: 10/11/17
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It's been over for nearly 20 years now, but Seinfeld has taught us some timeless lessons that should inspire us for years.
1. “Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.”
The earnestness with which Jason delivers the line, combined with everything we know about George at this point, really makes you feel like those words came from the heart, like this was the most profound wisdom that George will ever impart.
2. “I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.”
Elaine's date goes awry when the gentleman decides to take 'it' out at the end of the night. To be fair, Kramer claims “you need to air it out sometimes.”
3. “The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...” …show more content…
4. “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
George gets caught staring at his boss's daughter's cleavage, leaving Jerry to bestow upon him a valuable lesson on boob watching.
5. “Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner: that’s heavy. That’s like
© 2017 Westman Editorial Page 1 of 2 Printed on: 10/11/17
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