Queen of Alabama My mother once told me, “You can’t compete where you don’t compare.” And let’s face it, no one compares to me. Just one reason why I should be queen. I was born and raised in the state of sweet home Alabama. I’ve learned everything there is to know about this great state. From the looks of it, I’m all this state needs. You will have more freedom, tons of awesome privileges and let’s not forget about the fun times on the beach you’ll be having if you vote me as queen. With me as your queen, you’ll have everything you need and more, like no work on Sundays, cute dogs, and beach time! As your future queen, I’m qualified to tell you that choosing me will generate the best results for the state of Alabama. Even Justin Bieber
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And they are one of the major, MAJOR, parts of my campaign. I’m sure we have all had a hard life, imagine how hard some of these poor fur babies have it out on the streets, no home, no family, no one to love them. The adoption rate for dogs in Alabama is getting lower and lower folks, 89% of dogs need my help, and yours. It’s a fact, if you don’t choose me, more dogs will die, and you will want to as well without me as queen. Not only is this good for the dogs, it’s good for you too! Now, adopting dogs will be easier than ever. I say, $250 is too expensive to give a helpless creature a furrrrr-ever home. So guess what? Now you can adopt dogs for $20-$50, yup, not kidding! And I have passed a bill to make shelters even bigger and better, the dogs you adopt will be well taken care of. Join me as I take a stand to improve the lives of …show more content…
In my thirty years of living, I’ve helped this community and these people, including you, for a long time now. I know I keep saying I’m the best, and here’s another reason why. Tired of having to pay that stupid toll road just to drive to the beach on your day off? Stress no more! I can fix that too! You no longer have to pay to spend a relaxing day at your favorite spot on the beach. Oh, and did I mention? While spending your day at the beach, you no longer have to pay for beach parking! Wow, what a steal! No other queen can possibly give you anything better than what I
And they are one of the major, MAJOR, parts of my campaign. I’m sure we have all had a hard life, imagine how hard some of these poor fur babies have it out on the streets, no home, no family, no one to love them. The adoption rate for dogs in Alabama is getting lower and lower folks, 89% of dogs need my help, and yours. It’s a fact, if you don’t choose me, more dogs will die, and you will want to as well without me as queen. Not only is this good for the dogs, it’s good for you too! Now, adopting dogs will be easier than ever. I say, $250 is too expensive to give a helpless creature a furrrrr-ever home. So guess what? Now you can adopt dogs for $20-$50, yup, not kidding! And I have passed a bill to make shelters even bigger and better, the dogs you adopt will be well taken care of. Join me as I take a stand to improve the lives of …show more content…
In my thirty years of living, I’ve helped this community and these people, including you, for a long time now. I know I keep saying I’m the best, and here’s another reason why. Tired of having to pay that stupid toll road just to drive to the beach on your day off? Stress no more! I can fix that too! You no longer have to pay to spend a relaxing day at your favorite spot on the beach. Oh, and did I mention? While spending your day at the beach, you no longer have to pay for beach parking! Wow, what a steal! No other queen can possibly give you anything better than what I